Am I the only single female that loves Valentines Day? I love every holiday. I had 2 donuts this morning. Why? Because Valentines Day is tomorrow. Any excuse to over eat, dress up and drink champagne is okay in my book.
My coworker brought champagne to work but I didn’t get to participate because it was a half-day and they didn’t want to crack it open until at least 4. When did drinking before noon at your place of work become so taboo? Apparently I didn’t get the memo.
I bought my roommate a butterfly knife and she got me an over-sized T-shirt with both of our faces on it, so I’m feeling pretty good about the gift-giving side of things today.
I’m also feeling pretty good about being single. I had a realization yesterday evening while eating Domino’s cheesy stuffed breadsticks that I may never find a man that gives me the instant gratification and never-disappointing satisfaction that a delivery pizza service does. If I ever get as excited for a man as a do for ordering pizza after a bottle of wine, then I need to hold on to that guy for dear life. (poor sap.)
So here’s to being single. Here’s to pizza. Here’s to extra ranch on the side. Here’s to drinking champagne before 4 p.m. and loving your friends (although their gifts may come across creepy and be the ultimate man repellent) and three cheers for Valentine’s Day.
milky feelings 