I’ve been thinking about going back to college. Yesterday I completely forgot the word “oval.” I seriously considered googling it, but the only thing that came to my head to google was “circle.” I was just going to bank that one would get me to the other, you know, because they are friends.
Then I remember how Google worked and that if I googled anything I would probably just wind up with a bunch of photos of cats, Beyoncé and some random guy named Edward Circle.
Thank god I was in my room alone when this happened and not trying to succeed in a public conversation.
So I gave up. I threw in the towel and three days later as I’m laying in bed, sincerely reconsidering my choice to drink a bottle of wine last night, it came to me. Oval! Hip hip hurray it’s a fucking oval!
milky feelings 