I just got off work about a glass and a half of wine ago and realized I have no underwear and I spent all my laundry quarters on a Star Trek pinball machine last Saturday. I guess the good news is I won’t have my usual VPL (visible panty line.) The bad news is, well I have no clean undergarments and I didn’t even get to enter my high score in the damn machine. Because I didn’t have a high score. I actually suck pretty hard at pinball.
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