This is how it’s done:
I was trying to take another picture of my roommate’s cat today, and didn’t have any more phone storage, so I went through and deleted all my text messages. I had some all the way from 2013.
Naturally, I found a lot of texts to random numbers from Tinder fellas.
I always respond to boys giving me their number with a calculated finesse, and always a dose of flirt for good measure. Notice the winky face above.
I noticed this one never got a response….
milky feelings 